Best Mobile Sms Collection, Sms Jokes, Sms Text Messages, Short Sms Quotes and Sayings

A cute question to pregnant mom

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Sachin ka 100 - Funny cricket world cup sms

Afridi: "hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge." Misbah: "mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form..." Afridi: "hum under 100 all out ho jayenge."

Short Message Service (SMS) is the text communication service component of phone, web, or mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices. SMS text messaging is the most widely used data application in the world, with 2.4 billion active users, or 74% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term SMS is used as a synonym for all types of short text messaging as well as the user activity itself in many parts of the world.

SMS as used on modern handsets was originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols and later defined as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards in 1985^[1] as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters,^[2] to and from GSM mobile handsets.^[3] Since then, support for the service has expanded to include other mobile technologies such as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital
AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks

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A nice miss you message

Missing you gets easier every day
because even though it’s one day
further from the last time we saw each other and
it's one day closer
to the next time we will meet.

Love Sms Quotes

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

SMS today

In 2008, 4.1 trillion SMS text messages were sent. SMS has become a massive commercial industry, worth over 81 billion dollars globally as of 2006.^[24] The global average price for a SMS message is 0.11 USD, while mobile networks charge each other interconnect fees of at least $0.04US when connecting between different phone networks^{[citation needed]}. SMS is popular in Europe, Asia, Australia and in North America. SriLanka also has many SMS systems. Some are freely availabl

Kamasutra Means

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand